What is the Sumo Sac?. Due in part to a deficit of lounging furniture in our home, we began looking into finding something extremely comfortable

The Bankrupt Gift Card. My friend Meaghan was recently caught in a really rotten retail situation.

You Found my Money!. For most of my life I've been pretty lucky at finding money on the ground.

Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold. As I've mentioned earlier, I don't have any scrap gold, so I was not really able to determine the strength of their cash offers. Luckily, someone else had gold.

What Scared You When You Were a Child?. don't know when it was exactly, but I saw Stephen King's Carrie on TV when I was a kid.

Mustang Crash on Watt Avenue. On Saturday afternoon, I was crossing the street with a just-borrowed lawnmower when the long tire squeal of an impending crash jostled the neighborhood.

The Internet Excuse Database. Please help me conjure up some excuses for each of the following websites, explaining how his time at each one was work-related.

2008 Halloween Costume - part 2. The next step was to use these styrofoam bases to build thicker, interlocking blocks.

Halloween Candy Code. Once we tagged a house, our peers could use our marks to reap the best full-size chocolate bars while avoiding Chex mix and dried apricots.

2008 Halloween Costume - part three. Where one-can pre-packaged foam sprays out in a chunky cauliflour rope, two-part foam pours into place like a wet milkshake.

2008 Halloween Costume - part four. I needed a wall around the perimeter of the box. I had enough corogated plastic to build a 10-inch border around the whole thing

2008 Halloween Costume - part five and six. I tried to sweet-talk my way past a McDonald's drive thru cashier. This was our conversation

2008 Halloween Costume - conclusion. At around 11:45, Scott and I made our way to the stage entrance and got in line for the costume contest.

2008 Halloween Costume Contest. Here are some submissions by readers for the 2008 Cockeyed.com Halloween Costume Contest.

2008 Halloween Costume Contest part 2 and 3. More submissions by readers for the 2008 Cockeyed.com Halloween Costume Contest.

I stepped on a nail. It felt like a bee sting.

How to Make Helium Bubbles. How to Make Helium Bubbles

How to Use the Hell out of Your Digital Camera. As time goes on, more and more people are carrying little cameras with them everywhere they go.

Birthday Form for the 2009 Cockeyed.com Calendar. To give the calendars that sense of internet community, I want to include your birthday. Just click the birthday month below and enter your name and birthday into the appropriate field.